Hush Little Peanut

Penelope's Dad wrote her a song, or rather, re-wrote the lyrics to a well known song he likes to sing her:

Hush little peanut don’t lose control,
Papa’s gonna buy you a fish’n pole.

If that fish’n pole get’s broke,
Papa’s gonna buy you a big sailboat.

If that big sailboat hits shore,
Papa’s gonna buy you a pink snowboard.

If that pink snowboard goes too far,
Papa’s gonna buy you a fast sports car.

If that fast sports car is from Britain,
Papa’s gonna buy you a tiny grey kitten.

If that tiny grey kitten grows fat,
Papa’s gonna buy you a fuzzy cat.

If that fuzzy cat get’s annoyed,
Papa’s gonna buy you a dog named Floyd.

If that dog named Floyd get’s lazy,
You’ll always be my favorite tiny little baby.